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"There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind." Douglas Adams
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Nov 04

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!

Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin.

Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
To get his boo-ster shot?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.

Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
At the blood bank.

When does a ghost need a license?
During "haunting" season.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...



sao so algms ds mts perolas q tenh vindo a compilar durant est ano... umas mais secas q outras, m é assim q s quer...
publicado por mim às 17:16
Novembro 2004
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